JOKES!
Make people laugh here :grin: :grin: :grin: .. yeah.. by posting nice and good jokes :) LEsts see whose got da best of them :dekha: .. and how much u can make other people laugh.. :lol: ;-)

ME the first one ...
lets .. see Good looking kaun? charming kaun? Dashing kaun? Famous kaun? Woh aap to nahi. Phir bacha kaun? ******************************************** What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. lolz .. may it make you hahahha

THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool." :)

lolz .. hehehheheh :lol:

scorpionking .. hosla :) iss saye pehlay kaye mein aap kaye aas paas ho jaaon ... ! no IKHLAQ SAYE GIRAY JOKES!

Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor guy is thinking about getting married."

One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay. The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and it has to be $80000. The man came out of the store and looked around and saw a poor man begging for help. He went toward him and introduced himself and asked if he is kind enough to lend him $2. The poor man asked the reason. He replied that he is willing to buy a car. The poor man though for a moment and gave the man $4 and said: Please buy one for me too.

hmmm good jokes
lolz ....